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Girl : Arey itna bara muh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde gelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh!

Gool Gapey tum he kahoo

Gulzaar saahab bhi kamal gulzar
karte hain..!!
“Chunni le ke soi thi,
kamal lagti thi..”

Bhai>>bs Chunni lekar soyegi
te kamal hi to lagegi.

3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.

Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,

Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.

1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.

Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lenechahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA

No one notice your tears !
No one notice your sadness !
No one notice your pains !
But they all notice your mistakes !

Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa Ladka Hota Hai Jise Wo
Bhula Nhi Sakti..
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Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi Ladki Hoti H Jise Wo Pa
Nahi Sakta..

Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands…
Girl massaged him..!
Girl : Where r u?
Boy : I m at my home..!
Girl : Ohh OK well I see your twin same like you with someone else. Hahaha! And he is behind me.
Boy : looked at her and feel ashamed…..
Boy massaged her…!
Boy : Its me I m so sorry I swear I would never do that again! Your trust make me proud to me I deserve it and have to be yours only…!
Girl : That’s OK but I am stupid to love you again but not an idiot enough to trust you again…!
So a relationship is all dependent on the trust if someone trusts you blindly never ever prove them a blind..

Projapoti Kisu Rong Ache,
Kobitar Maje Kisu Vasa Ache,
Josnar Maje Kisu Misti Alo Ache,
Moner Maje Kisu Shopno Ache,
R Amar Maje Sudu’e Tumi Acho.

A towel can make ur career – Ranbeer
kapoor
A towel can destroy you career -
shreeshant
U can make career without a towel – sunny
leone

DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS::
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Agar Husband BHAGWAN saman hota
hai
toh
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BOYFREIND ko bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA
mana hi ja
sakta hai

Oye Wo kehti thi mujhe uske jaisi
kabi nai milegi..
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Maine uska naam likh ke fb pe
search kia to 111 aur mil gai…